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|Thursday, October 19th, 2006|
|Wednesday, September 13th, 2006|
Some parts of the LOTR trilogy (or should be "unigy") films could be touched up a bit, rearranged, deleted, transposed, rehued, musically remixed in relation to the film, panned, zoomed, thematic element alteration, etc.
Any of these changes could help the film, yes film, become a more true cimematic masterpeice.
I have tools readily available to me such as the film in full quality .m2v, the complete soundtrack, and the usual pieces of software available to someone like me :). But remember the changes you seek should not be along the lines of tkaing away or adding a character to be continuous with the book. All I have is the footage and the soundtrack. Whatever you want that requires only those physical pieces, is probable.
My ultimate goal here is to place our fully edited film on two DVD discs as opposed to six. On each disk, the segment of the film will flow seamlessly between episodes if the disk includes a break. This is possible because of the clever establishment of the beginning and end of the films in thie trilogy.
So now, ladies and gentlemen, dump your opinions out right in the comments for discussion of how this should be edited and about the films and their facets as a whole.
|Sunday, August 27th, 2006|
Yes. The white thing is called "Mazel tov". Ha...Ha.....Ha
|Monday, January 9th, 2006|
|So Late, So soon
How did it get so late so soon?
It's night before it's afternoon.
December's here before it's june.
My goodness, how the time has floon!
How did it get so late so soon?
|Friday, December 30th, 2005|
|Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005|
coincidentaly occuring and having no relation to the previous entry
i've set out to discover if the square root of 'testicle' is a rational number
perhaps i have this tendency towards the mathematics behind sexual things
those ppl who invented the radian system should have stopped and waited before the realized that high school trig classes would be learning that the sine function has periods forever continuing into infinity
there is only one place in school where your genitalia belong........biology
|Monday, November 21st, 2005|
| WHY MATHEMATICS WILL NEVER LEAD MANKIND TO A HIGHER TRUTH
|Sunday, October 23rd, 2005|
ur damn right my new icon is the F(u)ndamental Theorem Of Calculus....booh yah
but hey i was the one who put the "fun" in 'fun
damental theorem of calculus'...not the 'mental'
|Wednesday, October 5th, 2005|
Sometimes art and beauty come with chance like these pictures
all taken earlier today...in North Adams MA where I was for Rosh Hashana
K now for a really funny thing if u understand a lot of it
You Know You're Addicted to Star Wars When...
You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy. that is correct admiral
You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month. uhhh....DUHHHH...like obviously
You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical collections."
Any time you pick up a walkie-talkie or two-way radio, the first thing you say is "TK-421, why aren't you at your post?"
Whenever you go anywhere outside with your friends, you always walk single file, to hide your numbers.
You've written several letters to the President recommending that he dissolve the council, put power in the hands of the regional governors, and let fear keep the local systems in line.
In college, after several hours of poker, you got thrown our of the game for suggesting, "How about some sabacc?"
When trying unsuccessfully to snare that last Cheerio floating in your cereal bowl, you remarked, "the Force is strong with this one."
On Halloween, you never dress as: Luke, Han Solo, Leia, Vader, Chewie, Threepio, Artoo
However, you dress as: Wedge, Porkins, Crix Madine, that spider droid from Jabba's palace that fat dancer from Jabba's palace, Sy Snootles, the Cantina bartender. The monster in the trash compactor, Boba Fett, or An Imperial probe droid
You pretend any straight grip-able object is a lightsaber and use it as one
You have physically threatened anyone who referred to "Hans Solo", "Dark Vader" or "Light Saver", confused Star Wars with Star Trek, or spellied Wookiee with only one "e." Gosh! I hate that!
You have held up an onion ring and said, "Look sir...droids!" it's a restraining bolt not an onion
You've referred to Wedge Antilles or Boba Fett as "The Man." beleive it or not i've sed the same thing about Darth Vader
You've put your right hand around someone else's neck demanding they tell you where the hidden rebel plans are
You've bought a white Isuzu Trooper, strictly because of the name.
While sitting on the couch with your girlfriend, she comments about being cold. So, naturally, you slice open the side of the cushion and stuff her in. Then you realize that you thought the couch smelt bad on the outside.
You insist on spelling Pizza Hut "Pizza Hutt." no but I totally should
You dropped your religion and now live the way Yoda taught you. um hello I always have...ok not really
You recorded all the new Star Wars comercials.
You frequently experience insomnia and, to counter this, begin counting nerfs.
You answer the phone "Die wanna wanga?" ooh Huttese
Whenever you buy a new appliance, you make sure to get one that speaks Bacchi.
You call your aunt and uncle "Aunt Beru" and "Uncle Owen".
Whenever you catch sight of cars behind yours, you say "Fighters, coming in, point three five."
Someone else in your car says "What about that tower?"
You respond, "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower", and moments later your car slams into the water tower the passenger was referring to.
When a cop catches you speeding, you floor it, saying "I've outrun Imperial starships, and i'm not talking about the local bulk cruisers..."
When he/she pulls you over and asks to see your driver's license you reply, "You don't need to see my identification." LOL no but I would...but I do use it in other situations likee randomly
And when he asks about your two friends in the back you say "They're for sale, if you want them."
When someone apologizes to you, you 'force choke' him/ and tell him that you accept his apology. yes another logical vader-ism
You ride your motorbike through the forest at top speed, and survive after throwing yourself off just before it hits a tree.
You've 'wielded' a flashlight and made humming sounds. humming noises yes, flashlight no
You wave your hand purposefully and 'use the force' to open and close automatic doors or elevator doors. CVS, Wal-Mart OMG it is TOO FUN not to do
You go over to a friends, go to his refrigerator, and crawl in throwing food and stuff over your shoulder and grunting.lol that's totally a Yoda shtick not me
You walk into an optometrist's office and shout: "You will PAY for your lack of vision!" with or without the lightning bolts?
You have a Yoda figurine replacing the brand symbol on the hood of your car.
When accelerating your car to enter the freeway, you tell your passengers to strap in and prepare for light speed.
Your significant other dumps you because everytime she/he says, "I love you" you just respond, "I know."
You quote Yoda to defend your political beliefs. Often quote Yoda I do
You have so many SW Trilogy GIF's, JPG's, MIDI's, AVI's, WAV's, MPG's, icons and text files that you're rapidly running out of disk space and have to buy a bigger hard drive just to hold them all.
You have so many SW posters that you can't see your ceiling or floor, either.
You have so many SW toys that you can't see your SW posters anyway.
When leaving a restaurant, you can't resist signing Boba Fett or Darth Vader in the guestbook.
You went through a state of depression when Chewie died. wait he died?
You look at "big hairy carpets" with more respect than before.
You speak Rodian.
You punch out trekkies who say "Death star my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9." yeahr
With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a Saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, you finally complete your own working "Light-saber" um hun...just find an old whiffle ball bat (it's what i did)
You listen for Obi-Wan's reverberating, spirit voice while attempting to parallel park
If Your father asks you how fast your car is, and you reply, "Fast enough for you, old man!"
You could have sworn you saw bantha tracks during your trip to the grand canyon.
Every time somebody sneezes, you say, "May the force be with you." hmm not before i read this
The cinnamon buns in your hair start to grow mold.
You call your friend who is a midget 'Wicket'.
You refer to money as 'credits' without trying to.
You respond to any mention of the legality of something with "I will make it legal."
You start reliving the speeder bike chase on your motorbike. no but i do on my bike it's friggin awesome fun
Someone tells you your car is old and beat-up, you reply "Look kid she may not look like much but she's got it where it counts."
You refer to getting off the freeway as coming out of hyperspace.
You are POSITIVE you are force-sensitive and only lack the proper training. actually i think i have the training down but I think the bandwidth of the force hasn't quite reached me yet....pity
Someone says anything about trying you automatically respond "Try not! Do or do not. There is no try."
By intense study you have actually figured out the location of every gun implacement on a star destroyer.
Your house robe is brown and extra large.
You type in the terms for a search engine as if entering coordinates, then shout "Punch it, Chewie!" as you click search.hehe
You argue about whether Star Wars is space fantasy or space opera.it's the bible
You're out looking for a Wookie for your school's wrestling team.
You nickname your car the Millennium Falcon.
The last time a cute guy tried to hug you, your hands were dirty.
When your mom asks you to clean your room, you say "Leave that to me."
Your friends share recipes for cooking Ewok.
You have a long braid in you hair like Obi-Wan in E1.
You call your boss/teacher "Master"
You went to the nearest recruiting center and asked to be assigned to the 121st TIE squadron
When asked if you want to be buried or creamated you say "I'll just vanish like the rest of the Jedi"
You have a bad feeling about everything.
While partying with friends, you do your Darth Vader impression. the inflection yes..but with out the breathing noises that much
You try to get your car up to .5 beyond lightspeed, in a parking lot.
You call your girlfriend, "your Highness."
You keep calling your boyfriend, "Luke," "Han," or "Lando" by mistake.
You believe John Williams is the best composer ever (which, of course, he is!), and George Lucas is a god (which, too, is pretty much true!) well of COURSE Williams is the best...geoerj lukis can rot in hell for all we care....Irving Kershner directed EPV and Richard Marquand directed EPVI so in ya face!!!
While listening to the soundtrack without knowing the name of the song you are listening to, you know exactly what's happening while it's playing. that is SOO true...like I even say the lines with it like it jsut plays in my head
In foreign language class, you tell the teacher, "Hey! If I'm fluent in over six million forms of communication, then how come I'm getting such a bad grade in this class?"
When your friends confide in you and tell you their deepest, darkest secrets, you say, "You are far too trusting."
When your dad says, "I am your father," you begin to scream uncontrollably and shout, "NOOOO! that's not true! That's IMPOSSIBLE!!!" at the top of your lungs.
Upon trying to convince someone of something you say "Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true.".
You have ever thought the world would be a better place if it were like the Rebel Alliance/New Republic.
You now want to become an astronaut to see if there really is a Lando system.
Obi-wan Kenobi and Yoda come to you in your dreams and give you advice about tough situations you're dealing with.
Yoda's little sayings have had a profound impact on your life, and you abide by them religiously. well he sounds funny anyway
You've created lyrics to the songs in Star Wars. hell no!! but i sure as shit humm my ass off to them
Instead of saving for college, you save up for Star Wars stuff you plan to buy. actually no
Anyone who doesn't like Star Wars you proclaim is an Imperial. but they ARE imperials
When you are ticked off at somebody, you send bounty hunters all over the place to find them and then you encase him in carbonite for a new wall decoration.
When your alarm clock goes off in the morning, your reply is, "Unexpected this is... and unfortunate!"
When riding your bike, you look behind you and accelerate wildly by pressing down on the petal with your right toe.
You occasionally find yourself wondering 'Is the dark side stronger?'.
You've kept the "good" action figures stored separately from the "bad" ones.
As a child, whenever you had broken something, your response was always, "It must've had a self-destruct mechanism. I didn't hit it that hard."
You've refused to enter a cave/cavern/tunnel without a handgun and a large stick.
You've been asked what will happen causing you to say "Difficult to see, the future is."
When you waited for a friend to catch up with you, you told him to hurry up or he'd be a permanent resident.
You are having a conversation and are interrupted you reply "You have interfered with our affair for the last time. Now, back down."
You've ever found yourself in a chat room, training Jedi.
You've ever told your younger brother at the dinner table, "Use the fork, Luke."
You've ever roped off your Star Wars Action Figure collection, claiming it to be an independent nation.
You edited this list before posting it. lol this very thing was an edit..ironically...yeah i've made tons of amendments
|Saturday, October 1st, 2005|
|Monday, September 5th, 2005|
LOL it's a real alert too
P.S 4 days till i'm 16 years old
|Wednesday, August 10th, 2005|
StArLeTtE50005 (10:18:08 PM): hi my name is hannah and i have a problem
|Friday, August 5th, 2005|
|Something For Myself
Euler's Formula For The Complex Plane
Law Of SinesSinA
Law Of Cosines
+bx+c=0, then x=(-b±√[b2-4ac])
F:Mutual Force between two objects
:Mass of object 1
:Mass of object 2
d:Distance between objects
Something about gas
: first pressure
: second pressure
: first volume
: second volumeP1
Formula For Continuously Compounded Interest
r:annual rate of interest
t:Time in years
|Saturday, July 9th, 2005|
"Isn't it good the story ended well. The story is over."
|Friday, June 24th, 2005|
Found All This Online
--2o ThInGs To Do In A pUbLiC bAtHrOoM--
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?'
2. Say, 'Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.'
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.'
5. Drop a marble and say, 'Oh shit! My glass eye!'
6. Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, 'Now how did that get there?'
9. Say, 'Humus. Reminds me of humus.'
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!'
11. Say, 'Interesting... more floaters than sinkers.'
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, 'Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?'
13. Say, 'C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me.'
14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.
15. Say, 'Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.'
16. Say, 'Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'
17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your 'Cross-Dressers Anonymous' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'
20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing 'Born Free'.
|Sunday, June 19th, 2005|
"You don't need to see his identification"
Can you spell
"Dr. Livingstone, I presume?"
"Gravity on the bladder is an evolutionary advantage in my opinion."
"I'm going to hit you on the head with an inflated condom.....Have a nice day!" ("Hope I didn't inflict any permanent damage.")
"You always try to become and make others around you happy........Lucky numbers: 2.718, 8, 21, 666, 963"
|Wednesday, June 15th, 2005|
Dear princess....meet me in the highest room in the tallest tower, tommorow, one twelfth after the sun (SHS library....7:30 A.M) (ish)....see you there`
|Monday, June 13th, 2005|
|A Day at Hannah's Pool
So today was nice. From 2:50ish to about 9:00 I spent my time, guess where, Hannah's pool. It was so fun, so much happened with so many people. Many of my wonderful friends came. There was Hannah (duhh), Her cousin Sarah with her ex-boyfriend Efron, Keith, the Twins and their friend Danielle I think, Mariana, Tommy, and Melanie. Hannah's grandmother also popped up from time to time.
So I got there and Keith, Sarah, and Efron are already there. I saw keith and got all exited cuz he was like all hyper and teasing Hannah and stuff. So the first thing I do is run and jump into the pool towards him while waving my hands all wild like. Then the twins came (yay!). That was fun. The first time I had seen them in suits. They come in and I take Keith aside for a moment and I was like "Twins!, Keith!, Twins!"
So we all dive and jump and swim for a while and then go onto the porch to eat. Now what you must understand, at this point, I had no understanding of my status with the Princess. Apparently our kingdom hadn't been destroyed. I was not 100% aware of this. So the lunch went well. I was idling about so the princess starts to prepare my hot dog AND EVEN FEEDS IT TO ME!
So we all end up downstairs in the "Orgy Room" which is this really small romantic little room downstairs. We all go in with some lights and some music and hang out. Andy and Tommy seemed to have gotten off on the right foot as of 2 days before. Well at least the picture is cool.
I try to socialize, but my shirt is wet so I pop it into the drier along with keith's. So we come back to the room but then leave for a bit to check on them. The princess hangs around with us for a while, as we stand up waiting, with a lot of other influences upon the situation. Let's just say that the princess and I are on much better terms. ( Look closely. You'll notice the drier in the bottom left hand corner)
So we all go upstairs and talk a while. We soon decide to go outside into the pool again. That was the most fun part of the visit. First off I am encouraging the Last joined Princess to go in and change. Finally she comes out all ready for swimming. However, the Princess insists on waiting for Melanie to go in the pool. Because of this, I am left trying to coax her in. So I'm standing upon the edge of the pool talking to Melanie and the Princess planning to get them into the pool. Little did I know, Hannah had a few plans of her own. As I am trying to gain more swimmers, Hannah waits in the pool near the ledge that I am standing upon. She stays as I try to get the Princess and Melanie to join us. Before I know it, I feel my bathing suit DROP
upon my legs by evil Hannah's hands. I respond to this stealthful move with quick covering gestures and turn aside. It, however, is too late. To the eyes of the Princess and Melanie, "Satan Slipped Out". I was enraged. I pull up my suit as I turn to shout at Hannah. I jump in the pool and I enter a state of half hilarity and half embarrassment. Hannah had plans for the princess as well. The princess decided to ride upon Melanie's shoulders. And Hannah planned to undo her bathing suit top. Again Hannah succeded in her plans. This caused the Princess to leave the pool in a saddened anger.
After re-changing, the Princess and I have a nice long chat. Having had everything "Out in the open" we were able to discuss the situation between us calmly and happily. You could say that this chat surely "Exposed" our feelings for each other. I guess we are balanced now. She got to see a little "D-I", I got to see a little "T-I". I am not using these adjectives purposefully. We just figured we could talk because we had left the pool. Let's face it after being half-naked for half a second not even half willingly, you sometimes want to set yourself away and take it easy. Either way, my mom was pissed cuz I got home 4 hours late, and I think that the Princess and I shall live happily ever after. Even if we were "Hanging out" just a little too much.
Here are some sine waves. These are functions of n*(sin(x)). when "n" increases, all the cool waves become steeper. This graphs many levels of steep
This one is with functions of n*(sin(n*x)). Yeah. I totally agree.That errupts into really interesting patters when "n" increases
These are simple hyperbolas—kick ass man! In the form n/x=y . Let's go over the drill again about "n". So when "n" increases this time the graph moves towards the outside (top right and bottom left).
|Sunday, June 12th, 2005|
|Dancing with funny quotes
"I quickly deduced that you're an Indian fighter. I did not ascend to this position by being stupid." —Major Fambrough, —Dances With Wolves
"Sir... Knight. I am sending you on a knight's errand. You will report to Captain Cargill... at the furthermost outpost of the realm. Fort Sedgewick. My personal seal will assure your safety through many miles of wild and hostile country." —Same Dude
"Sir Knight... I've just pissed in my pants,......and no one can do anything about it" —Yup Same Dude